We really shoulda seen this coming, here’s why:
5. Lil Wayne
Dude listened to Lil Wayne before swimming. I listen to Lil Wayne while in the drive through at In-N-Out Burger. Same difference.
4. No Sense of Dress Codes
Dude wore shorts and a baseball cap when he met Vogue editor Anna Wintour. Dude, if you’re going to meet with the editor of Vogue why didn’t you at least throw down on at the very least a tuxedo t-shirt?
3. Cliche Asian Girlfriend
Not that I care, but dude is dating an Asian cocktail waitress. So let me get this straight: dude listens to Lil Wayne, swims for a living, and is dating a half-Asian cocktail waitress? That sounds like every stoners dream life.
2. The Sandals
Dude wears sandals in public. Want to learn something? Only stoners wear sandals. I picked this tip up in college: you could find weed by asking any dude with sandals “Hey, where can you buy weed?”. This holds true in post-college life: no grown man should wear sandals unless a) they smoke a ton of pot or b) its summer or c) they are Cool Dads™ who “really like to barbecue”.
1. A Photo of Him Playing the Flute de Devils Lettuce
Oh yeah! THIS PICTURE. The one where he’s smoking weed! Thanks, News Of The World!
Nice racist comments about dating an asian girl…
how is that racist? every stoner i’ve ever met has a thing for Asian girls. they also have a thing for “ordering pizzas”, “forgetting their keys”, and “ice cream” but that wouldn’t be “pizzaist” or “keyist” or “ice creamist” if i pointed that out, right?
Can all the professional stoners out there please post bong pics in support of Phelps? This is getting out of hand.
I think there are better headlines than Michael Phelps smoking weed. He is 23, what were all these critics doing at 23?
michael phelps gets high, deal with it.
so does santonio holmes…so did bill gates, barack obama, and your mom…who cares! he isn’t using performance enhancing drugs so let’s move on.
re:@alex becker
yup, when famous people smoke weed, someones gonna write about it! its newsworthy. that: and weed is hilarious and awesome. so is weed culture. so is the greatest swimmer in history listening to Lil Wayne and taking massive bong rips.
Dating a half Asian hot chick is over rated.