You know her. She’s the girl from that show Heroes. But that’s not the point. You know her. You’ve seen her on TV on the Neutrogena commercials and on the sides of buses. Yep, she’s *that* girl right now. And you pray to God she doesn’t have an idiot agent that won’t just throw her into something that will make money.
Hayden at this point has two ways to go: Ultrababe of the Moment Flash In The Pan, where she is teetering towards, or she could be a respected actress. Take the road less travelled, Hayden. Do something with that degree. Oh well you want to save dolphins? Well, fair enough. Use your star power to… save… dolphins.
Oh, I know they need saving. But somewhere between “Bring It On 3″ and the 2nd series of Heroes you had something really going there. And you wanted to save the dolphins? Fair enough. Did Sally Field or Cheryl Tieggs just say “fuck it, I want to help the lemurs”? No, Hayden. We all know you’re a total babe. We all know you look good in a cheerleader uniform. Jesus, you’re the Indestructible Cheerleader. That’s like… the best thing ever. Don’t squander it.
Listen to us, Hayden.
Signed,
Menfolk Of The World
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