Ugly Pillow That Makes You Last Longer

By Ned Hepburn on January 22nd, 2009

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If you’re like me, you’re probably the type of stallion that gives great sex for extended periods of time, pleasing your woman on multiple occasions, so much so that she devotes her life savings to you.

Sadly, the rest of the male population takes longer to make toast than to orgasm. For them, Durex has designed these pillows: complete with pictures of ugly people on them: to make sure you don’t finish too soon. They’re sold in conjunction with the Durex Performa (naturally)… a type of condom that supposedly contains something yadda yadda yadda your boner lasts longer. Doieee!

Sometimes you gotta level and write for the people, y’know? “It’ll make your boner last longer”. I swear I should work in advertising.

Via Durex Performa

Comments

  1. Adriana

    January 22nd, 2009 - 1:27:58 PM

    LOL This just might work for some people!

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