I’m not sure at all how this could ever be construed as a good idea, or how drunk you’d have to be to wear such a thing, or what strain of high powered marijuana you’d have to smoke in order to even think of such a terrible thing, but there is such a thing as… pantyhose for men. Or: Mantyhose.
Yes, there’s a whole website here dedicated to perpetuating the Mantyhose image, selling many many different kinds of pantyhose for men. Persay you had a pressing social engagement. Would sir like the demure beige? Or say you were just going to hang out with your buds. How about a racy hot pink? Yep: they’re all there. And there’s pictures too. We passed the link around the Manolith office and came to the conclusion that in order for anyone to wear a pair you’d have to have to either give us either a) an entire bottle of vodka or b) a written promise from Jessica Alba that she will personally deliver 30 pizzas to your house in nothing more than a pizza bikini. A pizza bikini. That would be an INFINITELY better idea than *gulp* “Mantyhose”.
I’m not even going to link it, I’m going to let you copy and paste that address into your browser. That’s http://www.e-mancipate.net. Go ahead. Type it in. I’ll wait.
Are you back? Ok good. Apparently there is a market for this sort of thing. I know! I’m as surprised as you. The mind reels. Do you wonder what the loan officer was thinking as he approved the business loan? How much do you think they had to pay the models? Would you wear this sort of thing? Fight it out in the comments, duders.
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