Drunks on a Plane

By Ned Hepburn on January 6th, 2009

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This is one of those classic “suing Starbucks for spilling coffee on yourself” lawsuits:

A husband and wife are suing United Airlines for “negligently” overserving alcohol during a flight from Osaka, Japan, to San Francisco, saying the carrier’s drinks fueled the domestic violence involving the two shortly after their plane landed.

Fortified with Burgundy wine allegedly supplied at 20-minute intervals by United crew

 members during the December 2006 trip, Yoichi Shimamoto became so inebriated “that he could not manage himself,”.

Shimamoto was arrested, accused of disorderly conduct and battery after he struck his wife, Ayisha, six times, injuring her face and upper lip as they were heading through U.S. Customs in San Francisco, the complaint said.

Read the full article here. Thats so messed up! What the fuck kind of guy would do that? I bet he punches dogs for “being assholes” and hates “that shithead Tom Hanks”.

No. Really. Six times? In full view of everybody? Go to the bathroom and throw up if you’ve had too much to drink, brohaim.

Get a Slim Jim in ya and carry on with your day.

(Photos courtesy of Soon. & jimmyroq)

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