I mean, I’m not saying that Jessica Alba’s new ads for french liquor Campari are in any way going to make anyone say “dude lets go grab a couple of cold Camparis” but they’re pretty fucking hot for a liquor ad. Do you think they will replace the aged Corona poster from 1991 at the 7-11? One step at a time, America. One step at a time. Although, with enough wishful thinking, maybe one of these scenarios will one day happen:
- I dunno, guys. I think I’ll have a Campari. I mean, I’m not sure why. I saw this ad the other day for it, it had Jessica Alba in it, and… oh you guys are getting Budweisers? Nah I reaaaally think I’ll stick with this Campari.
- It just looks so damn tasty. Maybe if I drink it I’ll have sex with women that look like Jessica Alba.
- Dude I picked up a sixer of Campari and Madden ‘09! Lets bro down.
- Have you seen Brian? He holed himself up in his room with a bottle of Campari and a gun.
- Man I’ve had like 8…. nah… like 10 Camparis. I am soooo wasted. Dude lets get tacos and try and soak up some of this Campari.
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