Hooters = Owls & Hooters = Tits. And the Hooters chain of restaurants makes use of both to sell beer and chicken wings. In fact the Hooters employee handbook makes it a point to mention that the American public can go to any number of places for wings and beer but they choose to come to Hooters because Hooters offers its customers the look of the “All American Cheerleader, Surfer, Girl Next Door.”
Basically, what it means is that at Hooters you pay for the beer and you get a boner free. In fact Hooter Girls are made to sign that they will be comfortable with the joking and sexual innuendo at the workplace. Cotton tank tops and very short orange runner’s shorts are the Hooters Girls uniform – carefully designed to appeal to the finer sensibilities of the patrons who visit the establishment.
Hooters Girls have helped set up around 425 Hooters restaurants around the world and this symbol of capitalist ingenuity has even conquered that great bastion of Communism – China. Hooters restaurants are somewhat quaintly known as “The American Owl” in China. Surely, men all over the world have very basic needs and if an entrepreneur can fulfill them he’s in business even if sells stuff as mundane as chicken wings, they taste good when served with tiny orange hot pants.
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