Move over Botox; here comes Cenegenics. Cene…what? Cenegenics! or to put it in simple English, another fad to tap the wallets of self-obsessed baby boomers who consider aging gracefully to be uncool and have an aversion to jogging. This Cenegenics thing is offered by the Cenegenics institute which promises a “proven age management system”. What exactly is this system, nobody knows, I guess you’ll find out the snake species once you buy the oil but then you’ll probably be too embarrassed to tell anybody that “Hey, I paid $5000 for some synthetic hormones that could probably give me cancer and vitamins that I could have purchased for $100 and yes I flew to Las Vegas for a doctor who told me that sprouts are good for me and that I should quit smoking”.
Take a look at the guy in the image, he’s the bright light who’s come up with the idea. He’s Dr. Jeff Life, he’s 69 years and am quite certain that his body is the result of plain old gyming or good old photoshop. And if he has achieved this through Cenegenics, then I don’t ever want any part of it, this is plain freaky.
Interestingly, all the links on the Cenegenics site lead to the same page where the same marketing spiel is present. Go here to read the comments, far more interesting than the post. Not to be missed!
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