Megan Fox is such a babe she looks like she was created at a lab specifically made to make babes. And then she broke free and lived in the woods, surviving on her own cunning and mystique, and then she somehow landed a role in Transformers.
Because that’s how I felt after seeing her VA-VA-VOOM near-debut performance in that summer blockbuster (opposite this decades Steve Guttenburg: Shia Le Beouf). I mean seriously. Where did she come from? Her beauty is something out of one of those big thick fantasy paperbacks you saw the outsider weird kid reading at high school.
She should capitalize on her hotness by only playing Fantasy Nerd girls from now until the end of time. Megan Fox is such an unobtainable babe for nerds to pine over its almost silly. She might as well just do a remake of Weird Science.
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