Photo: The Jay Z Flow Chart
(based on the song ‘H To The Izzo’)
thanks to Matt Jordan.
Michael Bay To Megan Fox: “Nu-uh!”
I love it when celebs diss on each other. Nothing says “classy” like one pompous, self-important Hollywood type saying something cutting about another. It’s even better when it escalates into a prolonged battle, ’cause then, hey, more fodder for my posts! But I digress. Case in point: Michael Bay is counter-dissing Megan Fox, who recently [...]
Weekend Movie Alert: “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” and “Public Enemies”
Hello, lucky readers! It’s time once again for Weekend Movie Alert, where we forcibly pull your collective heads from beneath your rocks and let you know that there are films to see this weekend. First up, “Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs”.
Confession time: I haven’t seen any of the “Ice Age” movies. Are they [...]
Snake Kills Baby
Pop quiz: is the title of this post:
A. The name of a new metal band from Los Angeles
B. A game variation of Rock-Paper-Scissors
C. Something that actually happened
If you answered both A and C, then you win (look for my new album to drop late September).
The incident that serves as the inspiration for me to start [...]
Coolest Online T-Shirt Companies You’ve Never Heard Of
Does that $42 t-shirt from Urban Outfitters make you feel super cool and unique? Well, I have news for you, Mr. Trendsetter, there are over 140 Urban Outfitters stores across the globe selling that exact same t-shirt. And as you’ll eventually find out, that super cool shirt becomes an instant embarrassment when you and some [...]
Official Press Release: Sarah Palin Resignation
It’s officially confirmed by the press release from the Alaskan Governor’s office, Sarah Palin is getting out early. The press release indicates that Palin will transfer power to Lt. Governor Sean Parnell on July 26th. According to the press release and Palin’s statement, the decision to resign is based on the decision not [...]
Sarah Palin Turns In Resignation
Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin shocked the political community today when she held a press conference to announce that she was resigning as the governor, effective at the end of July. The move comes at a time when two of Palin’s public health officials have resigned within days of each other. The announcement was made from [...]
Bar Refaeli Rocks Out With Aerosmith
Israeli model Bar Refaeli has been making a few waves lately. First, she has done a photoshoot with Aerosmith for Victoria’s Secret and now a bizarre black and white video featuring Bar Refaeli writhing around naked on a bed set to music but with no dialog. You should know who Refaeli is from the [...]
Teacher Gives Pornography to Students as End-of-Year Gift
The end of the school year is often a time in which teachers and students exchange gifts, yearbook signings and other mementos to memorialize the year. And at Isabelle Jackson Elementary School in the suburbs of Sacramento, teacher Ms. Crystal Defanti gave her 5th-grade class plenty to remember her by.
To commemorate the school year, Ms. [...]
