This is an interesting story to me. There’s liking Star Trek, and liking Star Trek a little too much. Like, way too much. Like, to the point where it’s detrimental to your child’s development and opinion of you. A man in Minnesota only spoke to his son in Klingon for the first three years of his life. [...]

God, I love PETA. They’re preachy in the worst way, do exactly what they warn not to do, and when new technology fails them, they’ll never fail to compromise their values. Case in point? They were demonstrating a humane way of killing a lobster, when things went wrong, and they had to boil hundreds of them. [...]

Are you planning on vacationing soon? Do you have a few extra pounds that you’re packing on? Can you identify with most of Martin Lawrence’s movies? If so, you might want to stay the hell away from Peru. Because a gang is targeting fat people, killing them, and selling their fat for cosmetics. [...]

When I went over to Alie’s house for our second photo shoot, I got to watch her, as my mother says, “put on her face.”

Were picture heavy in this link roundup and I guarantee you’ll find some classics. Plus, a really cheap diet fad that has become popular with the college crowd.

Conan O’Brien makes this interview a joy to watch.

I never remember Barney being so vulgar.

Seriously. Guess how crazy she is. Because you probably will underestimate. Other than looking like Gizmo the gremlin and having a two-show stint on MTV? Other than being the queen of a now dead social network site, spurned onto the grave by Rupert Murdoch? You’re wrong. Anything you guess is wrong. Cause she just pulled a gun on a webcam. [...]

Everyone has their secret fantasy that pretty much no matter who you tell it to they’ll clear their throat uncomfortably, try to change the subject, and then not call you for a couple of days. I know I do. I’ve been with my girlfriend for over five years and I still haven’t told her the thing that I like that makes me completely horny (it involves a broken lamp, a life-size portrait of Val Kilmer playing tennis, two cops watching me, and a mostly uncooked Salmon fillet).